This roo sees a future of limitless possibility

Staring out into the distance, this roo can taste the adventures that life has in store.  He sees not the obstacles in his path, the elements that would restrain his success, the impediments that would thwart his dreams.  Nay, he sees only the endless opportunity, the infinite potential!  Nothing can stop him!  He’s going to achieve his goals!  He will take the world by storm!  He will take the world by a storm of hippity hops!

TGIFrooday Video: Featuring a Wallaroo!

That’s right, wallaroo… you show that dingo what’s what!

This little guy looks how Thursdays make me feel

Tuesday’s roo was too tuckangarooed out to make it on time; Wednesday’s Wallaby is sitting on his own taillaby

Whilst on vacation, I received this photo in the mail:

I’m back.  Repeat: I’m back.  There is no need for further kanga carnage.

In honor of Amelia Earhart:

Kappy, the flying kangaroo.

Thursday’s the new Frooday

But a h(k)angover hurts any day of the week.

An offerring of the greatest roomorse and roogret

For our roocent absence.  We are properly embarroosed.

What happens when good little roos don’t pay their debts…

This is why all little joeys should be told to avoid cROOks, g(r)oons, h(r)ooligans, h(r)oodlums and rack(angaroo)eteers.

Happy Bastille Day!

In honor of the Fête Nationale, today’s kangaroogle search utilized the terms “kangaroo” and “France.”  Ignoring a photo of a fakangaroo constructed out of orange… somethings, the search led to this adorooble find:

Apparently there’s a pretty healthy community of roos living around Emance, France.  Mostly this is great… baguettes and boomers!  But sometimes sad things like car/kanga collisions occur.  Which is pretty tragic.  But then people have to make insurance claims citing “kangaroo” as the cause of accident.  Which is pretty hilarious.  Lots of those claims get denied because insurance companies are skeptical of kangaroo car crash reports right out side of Pah-ree.  I feel like there’s a good opportunity for a joke about kangaroos combatting communism here, but I’ll leave that for another day.